Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Dear Houseplants ...

Via
Dear Houseplants,

I am truly sorry you had the rotten luck to find yourself in my possession. I knew when I bought you, to be perfectly honest, that you would most likely end up dead. You see, I have a pretty bad track record when it comes to African violets, shamrocks, spider plants, Boston ferns, Christmas cacti - you name it. Most of your kind has wound up in a little makeshift grave over the hill at the end of our property. Looking in your direction makes me ashamed. 

So, houseplants, I say to you, at this point in the semester, "You all had better fend for yourselves." #onlythestrongsurvive

J. 
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